Monday, March 1, 2010
The Untimely Death of Brown - An Obituary and Investigation
Today, we mourn the loss of our beloved Brown. He was respected and well-liked by many in the community, especially bear, dog and tree. Brown is survived by siblings, Blue, Red, Green, Purple, Black, Yellow and Orange as well as numerous cousins. Services will be private and the family asks that donations be made to Crayola.
An investigation into the untimely death of brown continues, but preliminary findings indicate that there is only one suspect at this time. Brown was innocently providing entertainment for multiple toddler children when, out of nowhere, he was attacked and was not able to defend himself against his attacker. Witnesses say that a white, male, approximately 33 inches tall was last seen with Brown before he was found on the ground after the attack. It appears that evidence might have been washed off of the suspect accidentally by his mother, but the investigation is ongoing. Crime scene photos are included, but are graphic.